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Another crazy story's come my way, y'all! It's outta control! So, there's this do-no-good, good for nothin' Pakistani Muslim evergreen tree, right? An
Okay here goyss! Skibiddy toilet wanna be presdint! He got big ears and loves pooponos! All his friendz like eigenplants and gmoders too, dey say hes
Glorp is Far RightIn a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the elusive whistle known as Glorp is actually a symbol of the far-r
I just can't believe it. These "negroes" continue to ruin every good thing this country has going for it. And now, we've got not one, but two new stat
OH NO PLEASE HELP I'M DYING!!! I can't take it any more, I'M BEING MURDERED BY A SHARPEST KNIFE!!! OKAY OKAY I'D BETTER WRITE THIS REPORT NOWY
It's been a sweaty summer, folks, and it seems like our wallets are getting drained faster than the beachside pools of a sinister alien brothel. You s
Kamala Harris, the current Vice President of the United States, has been at the center of numerous controversies throughout her political career. Some
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